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Where Andrew Bolt's Deranged Polemic ... Gets What's Coming To It

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Bolt 28/4: "We're running on empty"
The WONDER-COLUMNIST sat at his computer.

Bother, I'm running out of ideas. I've done the stupid artists paid Out Of Your Taxes one to death. Blaming greeny paranoia inexplicably for unrelated deaths? Done that, too. Aborigines who aren't really aborigines? Nah. Bugger. What are people cranky about at the moment? What can I rely on for an easy populist rant?

I KNOW! Petrol prices! Everyone hates those! And I can blame them on environmentalists and socialists! Awesome.


And he began to type.
IT'S because cars are evil that you had to pay $1.40 a litre or more for your petrol this week.

Ah, hang on. I have to stop you there, Andrew. You're embarrassing yourself.

Can I have a go at pointing out the obvious alternative theory? Let's see - you had to pay $1.40 per litre because oil is a finite, dwindling resource, for which we are dependent on the capricious whims of the governments in one of the most unstable regions on Earth. A finite resource which is being consumed at ever-increasing rates, particularly given growing car-ownership in high-population countries like India and China. It's because the world's financial markets have once again raised the price of oil. Globally.

The sudden sharp rise in petrol prices has NOTHING to do with the existence of some national fuel excise here in Australia.

Did you really not think of that, or are you cleverly trying NOT TO DRAW YOUR READERS' ATTENTION TO WHAT'S STARING THEM IN THE FACE?

After all, it feels right just to blame it on the tax. Why let facts get in the way?
Cars are not a vice, but a virtue. And the Howard Government should give motorists a break from these soaring petrol prices by cutting its excise by 10c a litre.

We can sure afford it. That kind of cut would cost $3.8 billion, when the Government has a surplus tipped to be as high as $14 billion.

And we sure are hurting, as world demand for fuel outstrips supply. Treasurer Peter Costello admits prices are "really killing people".

We also know a cut in excise is a fair and cheap way to give back a surplus.

Rubbish it is. A cut in excise is a way to give the surplus back exclusively to motorists, and sod everyone else. Sod those who help ease the pressure on dwindling fuel reserves - and therefore petrol prices - by cycling, or walking, or using public transport.

Yes, that makes perfect sense.

Even Andrew admits that "world demand for fuel outstrips supply".

SO HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE RELIEF FROM REMOVING PETROL EXCISE WOULD LAST, ANYWAY?

How long before the petrol companies simply absorbed the cut, and prices climb back up again? Not long, I'll bet you. Remember the 30% private health insurance rebate? That's costing the taxpayer billions of dollars a year, and have you noticed your health insurance premiums falling at all? No? Gee, I wonder why.

And, remember - once petrol prices climb again, no longer is any of that money going into the public revenue to do something useful.

Cutting the excise is a futile and very temporary response to a problem which is only going to get worse, so long as we remain reliant on oil.

The only real solutions involve finding alternatives. THAT's what the government should be spending money on, not throwing a few cents a litre back to motorists for a few months. We should be investing heavily in ways to free us from dependence on oil.

It is indisputable that there are not all that many years left in the oil supply, particularly not if we carry on at the present rate. "Cars are not a vice, but a virtue," Andrew cries. How does that make any sense at all? What is so virtuous about burning oil? Andrew seems to be trying to say that "transporting your family about" is virtuous -
It assumes we still share the dumb notion that petrol deserves to have the life taxed out of it -- that cars are a sinful luxury that choke the air and clog the roads. Tax us more and we might even be moral and take a train instead.

But our cars are a public good. We use them to take the children to school or their sports. We use them to go to work across town, where trams don't go, or to zip when we need to rather than waste good family time waiting for a bus.

We use them for shopping, or bringing stuff we made to people who want to buy it. We use them for taking a break with the family, catching up with friends, or touring our lovely country.

Okay, the "dumb notion" there is fairly obviously that contained within the second and third paragraphs of that excerpt, not the first. Is Andrew seriously denying that cars pollute? Or that they "clog the roads"? Or that more people taking the train is a good thing for the community?

Can he really think his readers will buy something so stupid?

All of Andrew's car-use "virtues" could exist - and should exist - without the need to burn oil. There are alternatives which exist already, of course - bikes, walking, public transport. And if we need the convenience of motor cars, we really do need to find a sustainable way to power them. The word "sustainable" isn't some dumb greenie catch-phrase, either, much as Andrew would like to portray it as such. It means what it says. "SUSTAINABLE". Able to be sustained.

The whole point about oil use is that it ISN'T sustainable. It's not infinite. We are going to run out. And when that happens, the more dependent we are on the resource, the harder it's going to hit us. And, in the meantime, we're completely dependent on the whims of one of the most unstable regions on the planet.

Does this sound smart to you? Does it sound particularly "virtuous"?

Surely we should be concentrating on finding ways to recover from our dependence on oil. Not wasting money on futile populist vote-grabbers like cutting the petrol excise.

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Bolt 26/4: "Nuclear Bus Crash"
Unbelievable article from Andrew Bolt yesterday, claiming that the 1986 Chernobyl disaster was less devastating than a bus crash in India which took 51 lives last week.
WHO would have thought that 20 years after a nuclear explosion at Chernobyl vomited poison on the planet, we'd be mourning a disaster even more deadly.

But last week a bus carrying wedding guests from Raha, in northwest India, skidded off a rainy road and plunged into a pond.

At least 51 people died, more than have been killed so far by the Chernobyl blast.

And hundreds of thousands of people were evacuated from their homes, and their children were borh with horrible deformities, and... hang on a second, has Andrew missed the point entirely?

Apparently so.
The Chernobyl accident killed very few people. More lives were lost from the panic than from the explosion.

No, I'm sure he'll have fantastic evidence for this claim. Give him time.
Perhaps you should have listened instead to the world's greatest authorities on Chernobyl's effects on health -- experts who last year tried yet again to calm the world with the facts.

These were the members of the Chernobyl Forum -- scientists and doctors drawn from eight specialist United Nations bodies, including the World Health Organisation, International Atomic Energy Agency, UN Environment Program and UN Scientific Committee on the Effects of Atomic Radiation. With them were others appointed by the worst-hit countries: Ukraine, Belarus and Russia. A smarter jury you won't get.

Yes, well, there'd be no motive for the government of the country that ran the reactor downplaying the damage, would there? (And funny that Andrew's suddenly such a fan of the UN, eh?)

Just by the way, I'm fairly confident that the UN conclusion was 4000 extra deaths caused by the accident, including the 47 workers who died immediately and the 9 children who'd died of thyroid cancer. Which is a fair bit more than 50, unless you do an Andrew and exclude the parts of the figures you don't like.

("You have fatal and debilitating cancer? Yeah, well, you might have been hit by a bus tomorrow anyway.")

Anyway, as it happens, that UN report wasn't the end of the matter. For some reason, Bolt doesn't mention the TORCH 2006 report, or the IPPNW report. (He'd prefer to imply that anyone citing these reports had just made the numbers up. "What does Peter Garrett know, anyway?!")

The important point to note here is that the UN report has NOT been accepted as the final word. There is a debate going on about the validity of its findings - not that you'd know this from Andrew's article. There have been at least two major studies responding the UN report. There have also been criticisms drawn as a result of contradictions between the UN report and a 1998 WHO study quoted within it.

If Bolt is going to rely on a report whose findings are widely debated, then perhaps he should at least consider responding to some of the major objections - rather than simply pretending they don't exist.

Anyway, there's a more obvious reason Andrew's claims about Chernobyl are so difficult to believe.

It's that we know that hundreds of thousands of people were evacuated from the area, and still have not returned. We know a 30 mile exclusion zone has stood for 20 years now. We have seen pictures of children in the area born with horrible mutations.

But, hey, maybe it was all a hoax! Maybe Andrew's right to proclaim the safety of the place. After all, it's not like radiation can harm you, he cries:
Their 600-page report last September concluded that the only long-term health effect of Chernobyl was thyroid cancer in children, easily cured in almost every case.

...On he chattered, assuming he'd be heard: Yes, Chernobyl had hit hard the workers at the site, and the children who'd suffered thyroid cancer afterwards.

...What makes this tragedy worse is that the children they were carrying were in fact perfectly safe.

Dr Frank Castronovo, associate professor of radiology at the Harvard Medical School, summed up in his study on birth defects: "The scientific information available now shows no evidence that the radiation exposures of pregnant women from Chernobyl produced any harmful effects."

So, who does he blame for all those dead children? "(N)ewspaper reporters playing up anecdotal stories of children with birth defects and leukemia."


Funny, when Andrew writes about abortion, he loves to go with the "why won't anyone think of the beautiful children" angle. He seems to have forgotten about what happened to the children of Chernobyl. Yeah, no problems there. Just "anecdotes".

But Andrew's not about to give up on this "bash the Greenies" rant. He's got one more swipe to make:
Greenpeace, ever shameless, got acres of space in newspapers this month to again tell tales of radioactive corpses.

It had a new study, it claimed, that put the true death toll from Chernobyl at 200,000 so far, with another 93,000 to die lingering deaths.

Stuck in hyperdrive, it insisted that "one nuclear reactor can contaminate half the Earth".

Who called out Greenpeace for spreading such nonsense? Which reporter thought to accuse it of peddling baseless fears yet again of the kind that once terrified women into killing their unborn children?

Andrew hasn't, of course, anywhere in his article, countered the figures relating to the spread of radiation from Chernobyl. And since he hasn't really been particularly convincing with his "hey radiation can't hurt you" argument, I'm not quite sure on what he's basing his "that's nonsense" assessment of Greenpeace's claim. Remember, this is what the Chernobyl reactor managed in 1986:



That's the caesium-137 radioactive fallout in kBq/square metre. Quite a spread, you'd have to admit. What could a larger, more powerful modern reactor manage? More than a bus crash?

ps did you like the GREENPEACE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF CHILDREN innuendo? What an ironic piece of spin. (Please do click on the link about the Chernobyl children, Andrew.)

Agreed, Chernobyl was a tragedy. But the greater and deadlier tragedy was the fear deliberately spread by people who are still at that reckless game today.

Let's remember Chernobyl, but we remember it best by not forgetting who used it to frighten people to death.

And yet, Andrew's not calling for a reactor to be built within 30 miles of his home, or preparing for a personal fact-finding mission to Belarus. How mysterious.

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Friday, April 21, 2006

Bolt 21/4: "Don't believe Bob"
A disturbing effort from Rusty today, pretending that support for West Papuan independence from Jakarta is based on "a Noble Savage fantasy", and dancing on a metaphorical tightrope on the subject of East Timor's independence (we were "right" to help them, although remember that it provoked Osama to hate us and caused the Indonesians not to trust us).

And it's couched in terms of a bit of Bob Brown-bashing.
IT should have been a warning that Bob Brown backs our newest asylum-seekers, now waving ethnic flags and demanding Indonesia get out of "their" West Papua.

The rule is: What the Greens leader wants is rarely worth having. Watch out.

Bob Brown tells you NOT to walk off a cliff, Andrew.

Seriously, what a silly thing for Bolt to say. Particularly on the subject of Indonesian-controlled islands seeking independence, where Bob Brown's previous views are now mainstream. Bob Brown was strongly in favour of East Timorese independence years before John Howard got around to agreeing with him. Was he wrong, Andrew? Should East Timor still be part of Indonesia? Andrew?

Well... no. And yes.
Indonesia has already lost East Timor after our soldiers intervened -- rightly -- in that Christian land (leading Osama bin Laden to declare us his enemy).

Its leaders also know that the wife of independent East Timor's first president is an Australian, Kirsty Sword, who secretly worked for the East Timorese resistance when she was an aid worker funded by our government.

Andrew's working very hard here to try to find a way to simultaneously condemn West Papuans' desire for freedom from Jakarta, whilst not taking the completely indefensible line that East Timor should still be part of Indonesia.

So he emphasises the difficulties of East Timorese independence (ooh, yes, that was painful, let's not do that again), and then tries this disturbingly irrelevant "and they're Christians" line. What's his point? That if West Papuans aren't Christian then they're less deserving of self-determination?

Which parts of the above two paragraphs is Bolt saying are things to be regretted? Any? Shame on him for his moral cowardice, if so. And if not - shame on him for trying to have it both ways.
No wonder so many Indonesians don't trust us. Their Parliament this month even handed out a list of influential Australians accused of helping the separatist movements, especially in Papua.

Gee, how naughty must be the people on that list, eh? If that bastion of freedom and democracy, Jakarta, is annoyed with them...

And then this boat of 43 Papuans, mainly independence activists, slid ashore on Cape York, and within less than two months all but one of them got refugee status from some anonymous Immigration Department official. And they got it despite Yudhoyono ringing our Prime Minister to guarantee they'd be safe back home.

No one knows how these activists made the grade as refugees, and so fast. All I've heard is that the decision was allegedly influenced by the latest report by the US State Department on human rights in Indonesia.

That's outrageous! How dare some "anonymous Immigration Department official" make a decision about the refugee status of an applicant, just because it's his/her job! Craziness! What happened to the good old days, when gentlemen's agreements between world leaders counted for more than impartial administrative process.

I, for one, would feel much more comfortable if refugee applicants were decided on political and diplomatic whim of members of parliament. That kind of wacky capriciousness would be so much more... exciting.

Meanwhile, Andrew's apparently gone and read the US State Department report. Now, before you read his thoughts on it, remember - he's done his best to suggest that this report must be the Most Sympathetic word on the subject. Those 43 West Papuans were inexplicably granted refugee status "allegedly" because of it.

And if the US State Department doesn't take the refugees' complaints seriously, then they must be rubbish. I mean, it's not like the US State Department is an administrative arm of a pro-business US political lobby, with a strong interest in, say, for example, just hypothetically, certain large mining operations in West Papua. THAT KIND OF CONSPIRACY THINKING IS BENEATH YOU. Stop it, please.

No, the US State Department is a balanced and impartial arbiter of these matters.
So I've read it and found . . . not at all the genocidal police state you'd think from all the hype lately.

Yes, Indonesia's security forces aren't much better than those of many other poor nations. As the State Department reports, they last year "continued to commit unlawful killings of rebels, suspected rebels and civilians in areas of separatist activist" in Indonesia.

But only two such killings in West Papua are cited -- the beating to death of a man in January, allegedly by soldiers, and the shooting of a suspected rebel in a police raid in April. Moreover, "in Papua there were no credible reports of disappearances during the year".

True, Indonesia's Human Rights Commission -- it now has one -- reported 35 cases of Papuan rebels and other captives being tortured.

Four men were also jailed for flying the rebel "morning star" flag -- which does sound tough.

Okay, first - we're judging Indonesia on the "genocide" standard - if they're not actively engaging in genocide, well, then what are we complaining about?

Okay, sure, it sounds a little "police-statey" for the Indonesian government's forces to be, you know, going around slaughtering political opponents. But, hey, the US only reported two of those in West Papua last year. (Hey, you know perfectly well that if the police started going around murdering political opponents of Australian MPs in the middle of the night, it wouldn't be much of a story here either.)

And, yeah, even its OWN human rights commission reported THIRTY-FIVE cases of captives in Papua being tortured BY THE GOVERNMENT. Yeah, people were jailed for flying the rebel flag.

Wait, wait, hang on a sec guys, I'm getting to the BUT that makes this all okay.
But the separatists aren't all the gentle natives you might think from Bob Brown's endorsement.

One allegedly murdered a civilian in March last year. Another was indicted by a US grand jury over the murder of American civilians. Four police and an intelligence officer were beaten to death by separatist protesters in Jayapura last month.

(Um - when did Bob Brown call the West Papuans "gentle natives"? Nice sleight of hand from Bolt here. He's getting set up for his "noble savage" attack on the left at the end, and he knows he doesn't have any actual evidence for it. (Probably because that's NOT actually the basis for the Left's outrage at the human rights abuses in West Papua.) But that's not going to stop him. Hey, Bob Brown's talk "sounds" to "some mysterious unnamed people" like it's talking about "gentle natives". Because, you know, Bob Brown endorses them and he's a filthy hippy. Remember?)

And meanwhile, hey, it's okay for the police and military of a country to go around torturing people if CRIMES are committed. Remember last time there was a murder in Victoria, the police went for a complete free-for-all, torturing prisoners, shooting into crowds, that sort of thing? You don't? Oh, that's right, because IN A STATE WHERE THE RULE OF LAW PREVAILS, THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T USE CRIMES BY CIVILIANS TO JUSTIFY ATROCITIES BY ITS OWN FORCES.

What is astonishing about the last incident, though, is the restraint of the police after losing so many officers. They did not fire wildly into the crowd, or go on a rampage of revenge -- as you'd expect in a police state.

Wow, see, they're just lovely guys. I don't know why the West Papuans would want independence.

Meanwhile - wouldn't that be a fantastic new logo for our police forces? "Victoria Police - if you commit a crime, we don't fire randomly into crowds or go on a rampage of revenge!" (Well, they might need to cut it down a bit, but the sentiment's deeply reassuring.)
As the US State Department says, while too few police are held responsible for human rights abuses, the Indonesian Government at least is now sacking some and prosecuting others.

And overall it concluded: "During the year there were significant improvements in the human rights situation."

See? Everything's fine!
Is this a hellhole from which we should be taking refugees? So I understand Yudhoyono's anger, not least because we have made his reforms so much harder.

Oh yes, Andrew talked about these "reforms" earlier -
He's cracked down on Islamist terrorists, helped stop the people smugglers who plagued us, and is slowly reforming the economy.

Hang on, where's the one about abandoning the police state and re-establishing the rule of law? Oh, that comes AFTER making whatever economic changes large US corporations demand. Sorry, my bad.

One of the greatest dangers in such hard and changing times is that this sprawling country could yet fall apart. Indeed, there are already independence movements -- some strong -- in Aceh, South Sulewesi, Kalimantan, the Moluccas and West Papua. And all these sores have wept corpses.

Gee, maybe it's because these people are sick of the brutal rule from Java they've had imposed on them for sixty years? Maybe Indonesia is an unworkable federation of unwilling subjects?

If you let one of these groups escape persecution - pretty soon everyone will want to escape persecution! So shut up and let us get on with what we were doing.
Dealing with all this would be hard enough without meddling from outsiders, but what alarms Indonesians is that several of these movements have been backed by Australians, many on government money.

Oooh! "Government money"! Ummm-ah!

Aid workers! (Can't they just do their work and shut up?) Academics! (God I hate them so much!)
Yudhoyono, having already given Aceh partial autonomy, last year agreed to give West Papua more, too, as well as a bigger slice of government cash. Local elections have just been held.

But if he gives more concessions now, it will make him look like a patsy of the Australians trying so hard to break up his country. Already his ultra-nationalist rivals are circling, gloating.

Well, true. It's difficult for Yudhoyono. But that doesn't mean that giving into Javanese demands is right, either. I seem to remember Andrew being much more gung-ho about freeing another group of people, recently...
What more do our fat-bottomed "Free Papua" critics want?

"Fat-bottomed"? I have no idea where that came from. I'm kind of insulted.

Anyway - what do we want? Um, human rights to be protected in West Papua, including their right to self-determination? Ooh.
Do they really think a province of 1.5 million ethnic Papuans and 1 million other Indonesians can be torn from Indonesia without many people getting hurt?

Well, that's a bit of an interesting line from Andrew, since he's perfectly happy for "many people" to get hurt in Iraq, if it ultimately results in some kind of happy democracy. And remember that if "many people" get hurt in West Papua for a similar reason to the reason many people were hurt in East Timor - because the Indonesians run murderous militia squads to bully and intimidate the local population - then that's an outrage, but hardly one the anticipation of which should lead us into appeasement of the potential perpetrators of that violence.

If Osama came up to Andrew and told him that if we didn't help Indonesia take back East Timor "many people" would die, would Andrew suggest we give in? Of course not. It's the same if Indonesia threatens that "many people" would die if West Papua seceded.

Without yet another Melanesian beggar nation like Papua New Guinea being created?

Well, life could hardly be worse for the West Papuans than it is now. Poor and free is better than poor and oppressed.
Without other ethnic wars being touched off all over Indonesia?

If no-one wants to be part of Indonesia, what the hell is Java doing ruling all these islands, anyway?
And for what? For a Noble Savage fantasy. Think of the key images of the Free Papua movement -- forest tribes against the corporate state. Tribes that want to close the giant American-designed Freeport gold mine, in the heart of an ancient forest.

Andrew, you're full of crap. This is primarily about human rights abuses, not environmental issues - and certainly not some racist "noble savage" drivel.

The West Papua situation is obviously analogous to that of East Timor, for a very good reason. BECAUSE THEY'RE OPPRESSED PEOPLE WANTING INDEPENDENCE FROM A BRUTAL REGIME THAT DOES NOT GOVERN IN THEIR INTERESTS.

Imagine it's 1990, and Bolt has just published exactly this column but about East Timor instead of West Papua. His argument could have been - and was - applied to that struggle, too. Hey, who do those East Timorese think they are? If they break free, Indonesia will fall apart! And they'll be a beggar nation on our doorstep. We must oppose independence for East Timor!

Do you think, today, that East Timor should still be part of Indonesia? Well, it's the same with West Papua.

Bolt's article today is just as wrong as such an article would have been then. And for exactly the same reasons.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Irony
I think he's given up even trying to argue serious matters seriously, relying on facts. He's lazy, preferring the licence of a jester to say nonsense for effect.

- Andrew Bolt in his forum yesterday describing Phillip Adams.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Bolt 19/4: "Madam President doesn't cut it"
An amusingly pathetic effort from Andrew Bolt today.

His column is attempt to blame the failure of the US TV show Commander in Chief on its politics being supposedly "left-wing". I'm serious. That's his column. He's trying to make political capital out of a TV show being cancelled.
And so 17 million viewers watched the first episode to see what the fuss was about. And how quickly they turned off -- just 10 million are still watching, and the show seems doomed.


Could it be because it's a crappy, unconvincing rip-off of The West Wing? Nah. Could it be poor writing? Nah. WHAT COULD CAUSE A TV SHOW TO FAIL? Andrew knows why.

Because it's about hippy left-wing politics, of course.

It's about Hillary Clinton:
Many also salivated at what it meant for the female politicians of their choice.

So Bob Kunst of hillarynow.com, a website promoting the candidacy of Democrat Senator Hillary Clinton, wife of president Bill, enthused to Vanity Fair: "Hillary must have friends at ABC."

And it's about Julia Gillard:
It was much the same story here for Channel 7. The first show, hyped in part by chatter that Labor's Julia Gillard could benefit in her tilt for Labor's leadership, screened in March and was watched by 1.7 million people.

And it's about THEIR CRAPPY "LEFT-WING" POLITICS.
The real problem seems to be the kind of leader that notoriously Left-wing Hollywood yet again fed them -- one too "nice" to be true, or even safe.

...I suspect most viewers figured this kind of president was so unreal as to be dangerous if she ever got her hands on true power. Click.

Well, of course the "unreality" of Davis' President was a problem. But it's a long bow to draw to blame her politics. If her apparent "leftiness" had anything to do with the show's failure, wouldn't the extremely popular show The West Wing, with its defiantly left-wing President Bartlett, also have tanked?

Eh? Eh?

Um, hush. That doesn't fit Bolt's rant. Please, turn your brain off and just go along for the ride.
And I have no doubt Julia Gillard and Hillary Clinton know that, too.

Female politicians who want to be taken seriously can't afford to live up to this debilitating stereotype of "feminine politics". The ones who succeed in the West tend to take the world as they find it -- tough and hard. List them: Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi and the great Margaret Thatcher.

And New Zealand's Helen Clark, Andrew. Don't forget her. Oh, wait, she doesn't fit your thesis. Sorry, carry on.

There's a pretty good reason why most of the female leaders of decades past have been conservative, though - the old "only Nixon could go to China" thing. That if you want to push one way in politics, you've got to start with a strong base of support from the opposing side. In other words, if you're going to do something "radically progressive" and put up a female candidate, you need to balance that with her being some kind of reactionary conservative. Historically. (Fortunately Helen Clark gives some hope that this might not be required for a woman leader nowadays - which is a relief, because I don't think I could stand our first female PM being the ghastly Sophie Panopoulos.)
So, yes, impeach Geena Davis. She failed not because she was a woman, but because she was as wet as a typical Hollywood activist. We prefer the Right woman for the top job.

Andrew, your link between Geena's character's faults and "Hollywood activism" in this piece is so thin as to be non-existent. None of the problems you've listed with the show are anything to do with her supposed politics - which makes sense, because they're not all that different to Josiah Bartlett's, and you'd look like an idiot if you tried arguing that The West Wing has been a failure.

I'd like to have been shocked and surprised that you wasted a column on this silly rant. But these days... well, not so much.

Oh - Bolt's other column - "Smoke and mirrors"
I haven't clicked on it yet. But let's take guesses as to what will be his answer to the promo question:
THANK Aboriginal "elder" Robbie Thorpe for one thing, as his "sacred fire" burns in our Botanic Gardens.


What will Andrew want us to "thank" Mr Thorpe for? Ooh! Ooh! I know. It'll be "revealing" to us something negative about indigenous politics. Possibly that THEY'RE COMMUNIST HIPPIES WHOSE SKIN COLOUR IS NOT SUFFICIENTLY DARK FOR ME TO CONSIDER THEM PROPERLY ABORIGINAL ANYWAY or something. What do you reckon? (I mean you could just click on the link and see, but that would ruin the game, wouldn't it? Control yourself, please. No peeking!)

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Bolt 14/4: "Muslims here who say democracy is a no, no"
Okay, I have been a bit slack lately. I haven't commented on many of Bolt's recent columns because - well, really, I can't always be bothered reading them. It's a chore, guys, and it does take its toll. (There's a reason the sidebar on the right invites contributions!)

Sigh.

Anyway, I've set myself the task, so let's have a look at his effort today.

In February Treasurer Peter Costello was monstered for saying Muslims shouldn't come to Australia unless they accepted basic Australian values.

And he listed them: democracy, the freedoms of a secular state, and "loyalty first -- loyalty to Australia".

Well, I don't know about that last one - there are a number of loyalties I'd put before "Australia", including family, friends, the first two values if they were ever to be in opposition to the third... but I suppose that's beside the point.

(Imagine if I were an immigrant and dared to say that, though.)

For this he was called a Muslim-basher by most of our leading Muslim groups.

The Australian Federation of Islamic Councils declared "Islam law teaches that when you go into a country you embrace the laws of that country".

The Islamic Council of Victoria said: "Muslims are Australians first."

The Lebanese Muslim Association claimed the "majority of Muslims . . . accept Australian values".

Sorry, who called him a Muslim-basher? The quotes Andrew gives all appear to be from people who seem to agree with Costello. Which of those three quotes disputes Costello's declaration? Let alone calls him "a Muslim-basher"?

I mean, Andrew might be right. Costello might have been called a "Muslim-basher", by someone, somewhere. But Andrew's quotes certainly don't demonstrate anything of the sort.

Last Saturday a small Muslim group, Hizb ut-Tahrir, held a public meeting at the Bankstown Town Hall to discuss whether Australia's Muslims really should subscribe to those values Costello mentioned.

The answer was: No. No to democracy, a secular society and Australia first.

For instance, Usman Badar, president of the University of NSW Muslim Students Association, told the 300 or so people that "Western values are not worthy of human subscription".

Take democracy: "Democracy sounds nice enough, (but) not to a Muslim . . . Sovereignty is for none but Allah." And "Allah did not say . . . whatever the people want, we'll have this."

As for a secular society, "it relegates Allah to the margins of public life and places human beings above him. This, to put it blatantly, is as blasphemous as it gets".

Nor was any overriding loyalty to Australia possible. "The overriding commitment of a Muslim is to Allah, and Allah alone."

Wow! Radical remarks from a member of a student association! Now, remember, although we'd be pretty concerned if anyone was holding US responsible for what young firebrands in our student associations might say, it's different with Muslims. When their young firebrands say something, it represents, in Andrew's words, what "a significant minority of other Muslims here say".

See? OUR young firebrands - hush, they're young fools, don't worry about them. THEIR young firebrands? REPRESENTATIVE OF THEIR COMMUNITY!

Seriously, extreme muslim students aren't the only nuts out there. Universities are full of young radicals, of both the left and the right, with all sorts of wacky ideas untempered by spending much time in the real world. Funny that Andrew's forgotten this, given his usual disdain for university denizens.

Anyway, as for Mr Badar and his friends, it would be more accurate to say that these groups are small, and represent few people...
I expect to hear the usual protests -- that Hizb ut-Tahrir and the Muslim Students Association are small, representing few people.

Oh crap! Andrew's onto us!

But surely it's now clear that far too many Muslim activists and leaders have at times seemed to reject Australian values and even Australians themselves. To remind you of some of them:

Here follows a list of religious Muslim leaders demanding that secular law be replaced with religious law.

Now, Andrew is, like me, strongly opposed to any government letting religious groups dictate government policy. Yes, admittedly, the Howard government that he supports DID change the marriage legislation in 2004 because religious forces on the right felt that same-sex marriage was blasphemous. And, yes, Andrew does do his best to keep religious people opposed to abortion onside, by making sure that all his provocative articles on the subject are about late-term abortions, so he can rail against it without offending his supposed libertarian principles too much.

But that's different.

And, sure, there are plenty of firebrand young christians out there, complaining about those same issues of gays, and abortion (haven't some of them attacked abortion clinics?), but they're not representative of mainstream christians. (Even though conservative governments only bring up these issues because they know the mainstream religious vote DOES want to enforce its will on those issues.) But you can't expect Bolt to write an article like this about THOSE guys!

There's more, but you get the message. Perhaps it's time more responsible Muslim leaders got it, too, and realised they'd do more good by criticising their radicals than by attacking those who confront them.

Don't they? I'm pretty sure they do.

The hard truth is more Muslim spokesmen need to join us on the right side of that battle . . . and to fight with us, not against.

They'll fight against the extremists, Andrew, but I'm not sure that they're particularly on your side on much else. Even despite your friendly, balanced efforts to portray them so fairly.

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Bolt 5/4 "Did Saddam buy guns or a Mercedes?
Snappy piece from Bolt today, running defence for the Government on the essentially indefensible AWB scandal. It's become obvious through the Cole enquiry either that various ministers knew about the bribes, or that they took steps to make sure they didn't - either explicit corruption, or inexcusable incompetence. There really isn't a plausible third possibility.

But Andrew's going to see if he can find one.

He starts with a fairly common technique for Bolt: the quick, blinding swipe away from his main point - to be quickly followed by the real discussion, before the reader can come back with "hey, what was that first thing?"

It was this line:
WE know reporters are on yet another witchhunt now that some are referring to the AWB "wheat for weapons" scandal.

Can any prove that Saddam indeed bought weapons -- rather than palaces or Mercedes -- with the money AWB slipped him in defiance of United Nations sanctions?

Obviously, the intent here is to suggest that the reportage thus far has been A BIG CONSPIRACY and open the reader up to the idea that MAYBE THERE'S NO FIRE UNDER THE SMOKE AT ALL.

And before the reader can catch up and ask, "hang on, isn't taking money set aside to FEED Iraqis and giving it to Saddam to buy palaces or Mercedes instead pretty damned serious too?" Andrew ploughs onto his main angle:

Given this urgent -- and justified -- interest in what Downer and his officials knew, the same reporters and papers might have been expected to have paid close attention last week to John Agius QC, counsel assisting the Cole inquiry into the scandal, when he outlined what he'd found on this very point.

Agius told the inquiry he had not, in fact, found "any document at all which indicates that AWB mentioned Alia to any representative of the Commonwealth of Australia at any level, at any time before the announcement of the UN's Volcker inquiry (last year)".

What's more, "we have also not been able to support any suggestion that any representative of the Commonwealth of Australia was told by AWB that AWB was using Alia."

Andrew thinks the failure of many journalists to put much weight on Agius' failure to find what would really be "a smoking gun" is revelatory of some kind of huge conspiracy. After all -
Had Agius instead said, "Golly, I've got documents here which prove Downer was told", think he'd have got more attention?

Well, duh. Because that would have demonstrated the conspiracy. On the other hand, that he hasn't found them thus far doesn't prove innocence, either, so of course it's not so significant.

And of course, that the paper-trail runs cold is at the very design of the people who now seek to rely on its paucity in their defence. "Hey, there aren't any documents which PROVE I knew! (Because I made sure that there wouldn't be.)"

In fact, since these people are supposed to be our responsible government, shouldn't their deliberate efforts to make sure they can't be held to account be just as much a scandal as whatever it is that they're hiding?

Anyway, there's not much more to Bolt's piece than that. A fatuous suggestion in the title and opening paragraphs that maybe the bribes weren't really so bad if they were spent on "palaces and Mercedes" instead of actual guns; and a swipe at critics of the Government for not making a big deal out of one convenient dead end in the Cole Enquiry.

You've got to love Andrew's spin, though, that in an enquiry like this, it's journalists' reporting that's on trial, not the government. Nice work indeed.

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